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Josh Hawley

When someone shits on top of a clogged toilet.
My kid did a Josh Hawley and now I have to buy a new toilet.
by LibMom January 10, 2021
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European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.
"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"
by Kyle32 June 3, 2008
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Stephen Hawked

The ability to be so high you can't walk and your voice sounds funny.
by PatMac42 February 4, 2010
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Hawey

Hawey means "Brother" in Tigrinya, which is a language spoken in the two african countries of Ethiopia and Eritrea.
by EU-Rep March 20, 2022
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Josh Hawley speed

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
by BostonRarr August 5, 2023
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National Maya Hawke Day

a day we celebrate the one and only mommy maya hawke. (should be everyday we celebrate her, but whatever)
Johnny: “Bro stand up for the National Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny: “No, dipshit! National Maya Hawke Day Anthem!”

David: “Oh!”

Johnny + David: “Season 3 1985 the gang is getting tall everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure out the Russians have a super secret ploy.. Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!!”
by Jaquilyn July 10, 2022
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Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
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