faux hawking

when a guy and a girl are having sex and the guy cums in the woman's hair, then he styles it into a stylish faux hawk

ella: last night me and john were having sex he jizzed into my hair and then he styled my bangs into a faux hawk.

sarah: wow i love getting faux hawked!

--faux hawking

by sexyportia September 30, 2009

Bone Hawking

When chicks check out a guys crotch wondering about the size of their package.

I caught this chick bone hawking me last night at the bar. I nailed her later.

by poo touching cotton May 13, 2008

Steven Hawking

Dead

the dead man steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018

hawkinged

As in Stephen Hawking. A reference to his head lean and non responsive demeanor, which is closely imitated by the consumption of too much marijuana.

He smoked so much last night he was hawkinged out on the couch, head bobbing, not sayin a word!

by Jimmyjay09 December 20, 2010

Hawking ham

A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham

Hawking ham come down from there

by Lil bitch 123 May 21, 2020

The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

by OSUSmitty07 October 6, 2010

Hawkinged

The state or action of being crippled, maimed, hospitalised or generally fucked up. Usually closely followed by the word "BAM!".

John: "Ahhh shit I just fell into an icy crevasse."
Boarder: "You've just been Hawkinged. BAM!"

by DarthTeabag September 12, 2006