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Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.
I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"
by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016
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Catfishing

Beeing lazy and watch tv or read and just do as little as possible when you could do other stuff. The reason for the term is that the catfish generally hang out on the bottom of the water, being lazy and doing all they need there without moving unnecessarily.
"I'm really tired, you up for some catfishing?"

"We could do some trekking, but I would prefer to take a chill day and just catfish."
"Catfishing sounds good to me."
by McKnas December 23, 2012
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Catfishing

Hey check out this car i fixed everything.
Hey dude stop catfishing me its broken
by Imdaman5260 December 7, 2020
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Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,
“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”
by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020
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hakfishing

The art of using black and white profile picture from 6 years ago to trick women into sleeping with you. Because of the implication.
Be careful girl, look at his profile picture he's definitely hakfishing you right now.
by Gogodu59 March 24, 2023
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tatfishing

The act of someome pretending to have a tattoo that they don't actually have.

This is commonly achieved through image theft, photoshop, temporary tattoos, henna, fabric arm sleeves, markers,or even something as simple as verbal bluffing.

This is a separate phenomenon from people who sport fake tattoos or henna for costuming, acting roles, or decoration without the pretense that the "tattoo" is permanent.

If you find out that you're being tatfished by someone, RUN. The same people will fake pregnancies, suicide attempts, and all manners of things without remorse.
"Did you see Kaylie's awesome new chest piece that she posted on Facebook last week?"
"I just boned her yesterday. Her chest was clear. She's tatfishing you, bro."

"I realized he was tatfishing me with his pubic 'tattoo' after my saliva smudged it."

"Everyone knows that if you ask someone if they have a tattoo and they allude to having one somewhere private, there's a 50/50 chance they're just tatfishing you."
by TruthsHurt September 17, 2016
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Hotfisting

When you have to pick up dog poop with just a plastic bag over your hand.
I'm at the dog park watching an old lady hotfisting a huge dog duece.
by Radmobile911 November 6, 2017
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