Hashtag-Imbecile

A person who hashtags words or phrases that are extremely irrelevant to the post. Making them annoying as fuck.

Tom: Have you seen Patrick's picture of his cat?

Patrick's Instagram: Picture of his cat on a couch.
#Chevrolet #coffee #chair

Eric: Yes I have. But what do his hashtags have to do with his cat?

Tom: I don't know. He's a hashtag-imbecile.

by Elma Montt November 5, 2013

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Dominik Hasek

He is very under-appreciated, but he is the best at what he does. Due to his unorthodox methods, he is quite misunderstood. Everyone fears him, and feels that he is a HUGE threat to them. He is also very clutch, and comes through when it matters the most.

"the dominator"

"grrrrrrrrrrrreat saaaaaaaaaave...HAS-EK!"

by ArchDevil October 29, 2004

Goddess Haseena

1. A woman so beautiful, brilliant and wholesome, that she is simply not like any other woman that has walked this earth.

This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.

2.

A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.

I adore the Goddess Haseena not for the way she danced with my angels, but for, the sound of her name could silence my demons.

by AdmiralGeneralLordBaker July 11, 2019

Die Hasen

Also known as 'The Bunnies.' Die Hasen is characterized as a God-like species that in modern society rules the world in secret. All organizations, governments, and humans fall to their whims and bow to their will. The leader, or as we call it, "God", is known as the Easter Hasen. The way in which Die Hasen is worshiped is through constantly yelling 'DIE HASEN' at whoever is near you.

They're coming! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN!!

by Zouma March 13, 2011

Dominik Hasek

One of the best goalies to play in the NHL. Also wore a totally lame helmet.

Damn,Dominik Hasek was a fine goalie! He must shop for helmets at the same place as Chris Osgood!

by barnie-72 April 24, 2009

hashtagslag

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

by maddog01 January 13, 2014