Hartje

A 13 year old runescape nerd with social problems

derp hurp derp der hurpidy derp my names Hartje i like to put my banners up when people are trying to cook/fm on world 100

by Spicybites August 12, 2012

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harted

Harted is a term used mostly by gamers it means that the user that kills someone with 0 to no damage taken means that he harted his opponent.

Harted can also mean someone that got their heart broken for a second time by the same person after he/she forgave them.

He just got harted!

Tagged and harted!

He just got no scoped and harted!

by iLoyalzZ May 15, 2016

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Hastejaculation

When a 26 year old dude goes to an 18+ club only to grind all night with a young and unsuspecting female until he almost ejaculates in his pants, giving himself a mean set of blue balls.

Last night I was dancing with this chick, I got some bone and gave myself a hastejaculation. I got such a bad stomach ache I went home and threw up.

by DJ Butterstuff October 13, 2008

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Harpejji

When the piano and the guitar have a baby.

The harpejji was invented in America by the audio engineer Tim Meeks.

by Cinderella Seuss August 20, 2023

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Hartenbauer

The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.

Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.

The Hartenbauer sure loves his cake! I guess that means he couldn't get a date tonight.

by Fresh Prince of Persia October 3, 2007

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