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Harrasturbator

Noun. 1) Any person who uses another person against their will for purposes of sexual self-gratification. 2) Dysfunctional sex criminal, rapist. 3) Obscene phone caller, exhibitionist, or person who rubs themself against others on a bus.
4) Colloquial: Impotent, angry man, object of intense derision.
Fox News Bill O'Reilly the Harrasturbator
by Slugsters June 20, 2006
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harasking

combination of asking and harassing
motha fuckin cops always harasking me questions
by scottkoka September 20, 2007
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harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.
Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.
by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010
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Harasking

To ask someone with emphasis to get something done.
To continually ask someone to do something.

To ask someone to the point of harassing. Not quite asking, not quite harassing - just somewhere in between.
I keep harasking Amanda for the TPI report. I just wanted to harask you :)!
by yoyo-ma June 25, 2010
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Harrassaraptor

A man or woman that stalks someone for several months getting to know them, then when the time is right they chase down their victim and rape then 6 or 7 times, when they're done, they drag the person into their den and eat them from the inside out.
Last night there was a harrassaraptor outside my window, all I did was pray he didn't get me next.
by Who wants some 3.14 June 1, 2010
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Harrasing

To spam somebody with your talks and jibberish shit until the guy is sufficiently pissed to say that this is harrasing and that he'll call the cops.
My boss harrases me to do this, do that and this and that. I'm probably gonna quit if he continues. He's Harrasing Me.
by Finalninja447 March 23, 2010
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sexual harrassment

When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
I was pounding Cindy last night when Scott Patton came up and began his sexual harrassment of me. I couldn't stay hard with that asshole tickling my balls.
by 1337 I\I4PZ0RZ July 26, 2008
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