Harpooning

The act of impaling ones Sexual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.

Sex with a fat bird.

by paul edwards May 19, 2004

harpooning

When you are having a night out and out of all the fish in the sea, you end up with a whale.

Friend1: So are you going to put on your beer goggles and go harpooning for the whales like last time?
Friend2: Fuck you..

by aksdfhksajdhfksadf June 12, 2013

Harpoons

What you man when whales (land and sea) approach.

ZOMG look at that bitch waddling over to us! Where are teh harpoons, man them!

by StrizzMatik February 17, 2010

Harpooning

It's when you go out to the bars with the intent to bring home a women that resembles a whale. Usually you are in a drunk state of mind or you might just be into big women. In any case get out that harpoon and nab yourself a fatty.

Tonight is going to be a great night I'm going harpooning downtown.

by Joseph horn October 5, 2009

Harpoonable

someone who is overly sexy

a desired fat boy

Sally: dont you think ellen is harpoonable?
Rod: yeah, I'd harpoon that..

by berry :-) August 15, 2007

Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008