halitosis

A condition 1/3 people have at Garfield High school

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003

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anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".

Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"

by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

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The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.

Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"

by blumehauser October 15, 2009

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halitosis

Very bad breath that smells like somebody didn't brush their teeth their whole lives or use mouthwash or something. The common stench of anime/cosplay/Linux/hacker conventions, which usually mingles with the stench of the unwashed bodies of the geeks who attend them, all to produce a deadly vapor that can be smelled from up to two blocks away.

I smell halitosis in the air. A large groups of geeks are gathered nearby.

by I think I'm going to vomit profusely now. August 25, 2003

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Halitoasted

When one endures someone's bad breath for a prolonged amount of time, they may feel as if they are being toasted, as the heat and the stench from the person's mouth is so overwhelmingly bad.

"Wow...today at work Johnny came up to me and asked me about some spreaadsheets but I couldn't even listen to him properly cause I was halitoasted by his excruciating bad breath.

by WeezleMcG May 15, 2009

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