crowd haiku

a cool but imature website

POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT
POOP STAIN McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN
McFA'GGOT POOP STAIN

ugh this is one of the thing you would only see on crowd haiku

by lego adam November 7, 2016

Haiku

A short, sweet 3 line poem that follows a certain rhyme scheme

Our teacher told us to write a Haiku but I got an F, here's what I wrote.

Five syllable line
A seven syllable line
Five syllable line

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013

hillbilly haiku

A poem, spoken by hillbillies, that *sounds* something like haiku but doesn't scan like it. A hillbilly haiku doesn't fit the 5-7-5 syllable scheme, or even have three lines, because hillbillies can't count.

This is a hillbilly haiku.

Dead dogs
Dead, dead dogs.

by Krakky McKraken October 9, 2005

Haiku

A form of poetry that has a certain format. The format of the poem is, the first line 5 syllables, the second 7 syllables and the third 5 syllables

Haiku About Valley Forge

Washington is cold
I kept his mother real warm
I'm his new daddy

by LAWKdown December 15, 2008

Harika

A sexy young girl usually with an incredible ass. She is a charmer in and out.

look at that ass! she is definetely a harika!

by girlfriendtypekinda September 29, 2011

haikuaholic

someone who's addicted to the haiku poetry form

Once he learned the art of writing haiku, he quickly became a haikuaholic.

by WordTalon February 27, 2011

Haricut

When, for some or other reason, you cannot have your haircut at your usual spot and try a new place that comes highly recommended by a friend. The hair-cutting-chick/guy at this new place does a completely botched job the result of which replaces your normally 'awesome after-haircut feeling' with the desire to dismember your friend and destroy the newly visited establishment.

Troy: "Dude, what the F"

Pen-yole: "I know right... haricut... I'm gonna rip Blake a new one"

by Scorpian King March 1, 2011