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The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler
by tankbanger November 15, 2012
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Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.
by Daddylongnuts234 April 15, 2019
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by dildo penis April 1, 2022
Get the Chinese Haggler mug.Someone who exists in a state of contradictory negotiating behavior until observed (i.e., called out): simultaneously outraged at by lowball offers when they’re selling (because “that’s unfair!”), and aggressively lowballing others when they’re buying—both states coexisting in perfect hypocrisy until the contradiction is pointed out and the reality collapses into obvious double standards.
That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing
by Vothanus February 20, 2026
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