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I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard

fuck you hard 

A diss like "fuck you", but much harsher!
Bob: "I like Canada"
Steve: "I hate Canada"
Bob: "FUCK YOU HARD!!!"
fuck you hard by Vinnie February 21, 2004

fuck me hard

Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.
person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"

*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"
fuck me hard by Katarina K December 24, 2006

Why The fuck my Peepee hard 

A great way to start a conversation with your dad
"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard 

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking
"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"