Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"
When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"
by Ribz December 10, 2007
Get the having your ass handed to you mug.Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
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You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.
Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.
You can tell Haneesha anything that's on your mind, she totally won't judge.
She will always deny compliments that are obviously true.
Her bold nature and striking hot body makes her an once in a lifetime type of girl.
-If you don't have a Haneesha in your life, you should probably pray that you did
-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha
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-Fuck you Simran! You could never be a Haneesha
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by TheWillOfHearts November 14, 2011
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