Heart Attack Handjob

Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.

My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.

Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.

by Ashley the Amazing August 16, 2007

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

new hanover highschool

Hanover ah, it’s the ultimate fucker school. You hear about that shit in the movies, well here it actually happens. You know what hanover has? It got to classic hood niggas with their Durags on, pants saggin, Jordan’s equipped 2.0 It also got them basic lil freshman thots that just be juulin all day errday. It’s one of those schools that’s 69% black and 31%white. It got em lil beaners walk-in around to. Also one day doesn’t go by without someone hotboxing bathroom,.... well fuck the whole art hallway just has a lingering stench of weed. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s a great fucking school it’s a high school dream. The school is as sweet as cream. I mean the cafeteria smells sweaty but at least our lunch lady ain’t named Betty.

Tyrell: Aye cute ma what high school u go to?

Dymond: I go to New Hanover Highschool
Tyrell: ah fuck u go to the legndary school

by Dick rider 2.0🤤😝 October 29, 2018

hanjior

hanjior- seggsy mf.

hanjior- the best mutual that likes anime and kpop

“hey did you see hanjior’s new tiktok?”
“i don’t know-“
*SMACK* “you’re uncultured.. no taste..”

by thereal.xiao February 28, 2021

handjob whore

A whore that, instead of sleeping around, likes to give a handjob to every guy she lays her eyes upon.

Stephanie is such a handjob whore. She gave a handjob to 10 guys at that party last night.

by Verbal Artist May 18, 2009

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

Verbal Handjob

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

by Ribbles November 4, 2008