Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.

Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.

by nolandc September 15, 2019

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mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

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beefy hanes

The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.

"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."

by Corndog Millionaire January 8, 2014

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Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

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