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handifaker

A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.
Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.
by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008
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Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.
Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009
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handimacced

To be handicapped from the Microsoft world using a Mac computer.
Can you export the list to excel for me on your PC? I'm handimacced.
by Lamonster717 December 22, 2009
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Hansika

Hansika has a huge passion for studying. She puts 10× effort to make it great. Everything will succeed if she trusts herself more than anything.
Plus, Hansika likes people who carries an umbrella.
When hansika passes by boys get shocked.
by L little bird October 23, 2020
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deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...
by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009
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handicaped

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.
You are handicaped.
by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012
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Handicapslock

The unfortunate habit of n00bs, idiots, and morons to perpetually use the caps lock key, even when "yelling" is not implied. This is usually accompanied by other obvious examples of ineptitude, such as poor grammar, spelling, and total lack of punctuation or use of paragraphs.

They seem to lack absolutely any capacity to use a keyboard, and clearly struggle to achieve even the most basic of communication tasks, thus rendering them "handicapslocked".
"HI BRIAN I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT R U?" -Nicky, the handicapslocked.
by BrianTheGreat February 18, 2010
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