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Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.
@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS
by Leazhito August 13, 2020
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Handi-capper

When a Tik Tok or IG content creator who looks like they probably have a serious mental disability creates content that would be average if done by a normal person, but because the content creator looks disabled it comes off as a lot more impressive and even inspirational.

Example: half of the white kids who post dance videos on Tik Tok.
Person 1: have you seen that retarded kid's dance videos on Tik Tok? He's an inspiration!

Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but after a while I figured out that kid's not retarded he's just weird looking.

Person 1: Damn, what a handi-capper!
by BeefRocket82 May 27, 2023
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Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.
by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010
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Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.
Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*
by The Zen Within February 3, 2012
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handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.
"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"
by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010
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Handichapped

A word to describe an angry or furious disabled person
This autistic kid getting handichapped fr
by LargShibe February 6, 2019
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handicapped arguing

When somebody is arguing verbally, they realize that they are wrong, and start to raise their voice and rudely change the topic of the argument so they can be right and you can feel bad. Typically begins with a personal insult with multiple cuss words.

People that do this clearly don't care about what the argument was actually about, they only care about winning an argument making someone feel bad, or getting the last word. This is very immature, and you should not participate
Jeff: You can make more money if you go to college, and get a degree

Peter: No you can't cause you gotta pay to get into college, and gotta be there for like 4 years

Jeff: Yes, but when your done, you can make much more money than somebody who didn't go to collge

Peter: (raises voice) Well even if you go to college, your still a bitch with no life, I'll have a life without college

Jeff: Wow, you really have to resort to handicapped arguing, grow the fuck up
by Optical Epilepsy March 20, 2010
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