male handbook

An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...

Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

Handback

To fist an anus.

I handbacked that girl last night.

by Jakebooby April 28, 2010

john handcock

while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.

After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.

by MW52 December 10, 2008

John Handcock

v.it., The act of male masturbation whilst seated on a toilet. This term originates from a play on words; one's hand is on one's "cock", thereby conducting the act of masturbation. As this occurs, one is also seated upon a "John", or toilet. Often the physical stimuli of the act itself is inhanced by pressure on the prostate from passing feces.

Jonathan takes fifteen minutes every Saturday morning to treat himself to a John Handcock after checking the markets in the Tribune.

by Spack McDrack November 26, 2004

Hardlock

It is when you have broken and glitched a game so bad it is beyond repair.

If you hardlocked a game just buy a new copy.

by superaltraninja January 24, 2015

Ninja Handbook

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.

How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.

by half Korean half Czech Ninja! January 3, 2010

handicocked

when someone is penetrated so hard they are left paralysed for life,

i want him to leave me handicocked and leave my ass in a state and a half

by invisaboy March 23, 2017