hammertoe

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

by Chux December 9, 2003

hammertop

The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings of homsexuality and/or blindness. (verb)

I hammertopped Larry Dowdy, causing him temporary blindness.

by no one1 October 14, 2007

hammertune

An amazing track, enjoyed by complete hammer-legends whilst keeping it session

"have you heard Holland 1945" "of course i have its an absolute Hammertune"

by keeping it session September 5, 2016

Hammerbone

To receive the bone hammer in an unexpectedly forceful and violent manner. One should note this doesn’t imply a lack of consent, you volunteered for the situation you find yourself in.

Teacher: Everybody’s doing so good on these tests. We might have to make them a lot harder.
Cole: y’all are about to hammerbone us.

by Tha Big Dumb Missile December 11, 2019

hammerhound

Fandom name for the rarepair Jayce Talis/Vander (Arcane).

"I've seen a lot of Hammerhound content recently, I thought it wasn't that popular?"

by Theyblahaonmyblast March 11, 2025