harvest moon 64

Ridiculously addictive game about doing chores on a farm. One picks it up when one is bored and wishes to pass some time and pries one's bleary-eyed self away from the television at dawn the next morning. Unparalleled killer of time and motivation.

I played Harvest Moon 64 from 7 o'clock last night until 7 o'clock this morning. I'm tired.

by jesus w. bush January 1, 2005

harvesting schnooseberrys

"Harvesting schnooseberrys" is the act of sleeping during class for reasons A) you believe you know the information and your attentiveness is not required B) you are so tired that even if you tried to pay attention to the material be presented, apathetic or not, you would get nothing out of it and therefore just decide to sleep as it would be more beneficial C) you simply give 0 shits. "Harvesting schnooseberrys" is sometimes simplified to just "harvesting."

Hey Dan we have test Friday you'd best pay attention
Nah I'm harvesting schnooseberrys, only got a couple Z's last night

Hey Rick tell me about the lesson after class.
Why? Going harvesting?
Yeah

by Mahtomedi Guy December 21, 2012

josh hales

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.

Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.

Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales

Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon

by The apple core reb October 13, 2013

Harvesting

Accumulating hoes

Person 1 “What have you been up to G”
Person 2 “You know me just been Harvesting”

by Reyce Morgan October 4, 2020

Second Harvest

A method developed by the Native Americans to conserve as much food as possible during deadly winters. The act involves sifting through feces for chunks of corn and nuts.

Sleeping Wolf: My my Little Bear, your poo is rich with the Second Harvest.

Little Bear: Yeah I ate Mexican last night.

by GThang6969 January 16, 2009

Noob Harvest

The short time between the day after Christmas to the day after New Year's Day that many n00bs and newbs join video game communities because of such new players getting christmas gifts. As such, there is a lot of free kills for the experienced players during these times. Such is called the Annual Noob Harvest.

Player 1: Ey, it's Noob Harvest time! Time to Rek-...
10 other Newbs/Noobs: Uuuuh hi, I'm kinda new here...
Player 1: Oh no...

by 8res December 30, 2016

It's almost harvesting season

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.

Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.

by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017