Van Halen

One of the greatest bands of all time. This band redefined the term of shredding and good fuckin' Rock and Roll. I love them in a very hedero way and Eddie Van Halens influence on todays guitar players such as me is extremely strong. Other bands such as POD, Sum 41 and Blink 182 should bow down to Van Halen because Van Halen is such a better band then those poor,low fuckin' excuses for a rock and roll band. Such rockin' songs by Van Halen were Runnin' With the Devil, Panama, Hot For Teacher, Ain't Talkin' Bout' Love, and the ultimite example of Eddies excellence of playing, is Eruption. Probably the greatest 1:32 seconds of any Van Halen fans life. That song is like orgasmic! Overall Van Halen is one of the best Rock and Roll bands of all time and will get their place in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. Next year baby! They will get in!!

Person 1: Hey dude whats that awsome fuckin music??
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!

by guitarmaster8910 March 19, 2004

Halle

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She has it all as she is drop dead gorgeous, funny, kind, and downright fine as wine. If you meet Halle, you'll become addicted instantly and go through withdrawals without her. She makes bad days into great days and she can always give you a reason to smile. Anyone to have a Halle is a very lucky man.

Guy 1: Damn, dude. That's the most beautiful girl I've ever laid my eyes on.

Guy 2: You should totally go after her man!

Guy 1: You know what I totally will! I wouldn't mind spending my life with such an angel of a girl.

Guy 2: You go bro! Go score yourself a Halle!

by Hedbjt June 16, 2016

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978

Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!

by myspace.com/johnlawson85 January 23, 2009

Hollenberg Streamer

Where one climbs up onto the highest piece of furniture in a room and then urinates on to their partner before, during or after sex. Usually performed on Shabbos. Some variants involve the use of a dreidel as a timer where the urination must continue until the dreidel stops spinning.

Dude, last night I pulled a proper Hollenberg Streamer from the top of the dresser onto that stuck up chick from JDate.

by thatoneguy12rw June 23, 2010

hallea

Hallea is a strange individual, who will make friends with everyone but only keep the good ones. Funny, kind, and a heart of gold.

Man, your girlfriends so nice, she must be a hallea

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Eddie Van Halen

solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Haliens

Haliens are fans of Haley Reinhart, a girl who placed third on American Idol Season 10. Haliens are fans *mostly* because of Haley Reinhart's "growl" in her voice.

Heck yeah! I am one of the Haliens.

by Danis2014 June 16, 2011