hairless doggy

The act of having guy on guy or guy on girl doggy style sex then when the guy finishes he donkey punches him/her and grabs a chunk of the partners hair and pulls it out.

Yo, bro I gave your girl a hairless doggy.

by joeiey joe December 7, 2010

hairless papercut

Shaved pussy

I shoved my greasy hand down her undies and all around her hairless papercut

by blashnro February 23, 2014

hairless rat

Meaning when someone is unpubic or hasn't reached puberty

Shut up you hairless rat

by Secrecy April 6, 2017

hairless bat

A super cool creature that grants others incredible powers. If used correctly then he will be your best friend and grant one good luck in their life. If used incorrectly he will pulverize all and any who stand in his path without a second glance. Soooooo..... uhhh... be nice!!! Lastly, Mother Jesus is an underling compared to him so be nice. His true and immortal name is Cyber.

Ahhh!!!! The hairless bat is coming!!!!

by Peeha Auntie November 25, 2019

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Hairless cats

When cats are hairless so you eat them and fry ten

You cut the Hairless cat open and fry them and eat it (hairless cats

by Hairlesss catssse March 22, 2020