Hairdresser Car

A term used by insecure men who have to drive big ol' hulkin' gas guzzlin' V8 carrying ass hauling 300 horsepower testosterone infused macho mobile. while they're unhappy that a man is perfectly happy driving a soft top convertible with a 4-banger producing a whopping 80 horsepower they're perfectly happy with. A hairdresser car is usually an entry level sports car/coupe, most times a soft top roadster with not very boxy features, most times a more compact car. Examples of such are the Mazda miata/mx5, Audi TT, Bmw Z4, Or an older Porshe Boxter. Driving in such a car shouldn't be considered shameful, since it requires enormous balls.

Why do you drive a Hairdresser car? i'd never wanna be seen in one.

Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.

by xXMeemLord3225Xx February 11, 2023

The Hairdresser Dance

Drunken dance which involves waving arms around whilst using fingers to make scissor motion, hence the name. Break spontaneously to demonstrate mirror movements, as if one were showing client their new 'do.

"Hey, let's do the hairdresser dance!"
"He could pull some moves, but he could never beat lucy at the hairdresser dance"

by lucy-lou September 12, 2005

Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!

You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."

by Nudds July 6, 2010

Hairdryered

Absolutely hammered:
Using the rule that adding -ed to any word means to become drunk.
Other examples- hammered, smashed, battered, lashed, ruined, slaughtered, pissed

Last night I was hairdryered .

by e2h4g3 June 16, 2018

canadian hairdresser

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return

'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'

by matticah February 3, 2008

hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009