bring me the haircuts

the gay ass deathcore band loved by screamo/emo/scene people and they are from BARNSLEY not Sheffield, usually known as bring me the horizon, they're fucking shit and make a mockery of metal music and only popular because of mainly scene girls fancying Oli Sykes and wanting to be with the in crowd of scene core or boys wanting to be oli sykes and been cool/sexy. Without Oli Sykes they would just be another shit scene band. Drummers shit as well and guitarists finger tap out of time and bassist is practically non existent, may as well be a third guitarist

all known scene children liking bring me the haircuts

by ian1989 March 12, 2008

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Side Haircut

Haircut on the sides of your head, leaving your hair long on the top. Looks best if blended into the top. Shaven in usually a 1 or 2 setting. Mostly for men.. But girls, if you want to try it.. Go ahead..

Woah! Did you see Richard's side haircut? It's totally rad.

John's side haircut makes himself look fly af.

by Clavefor October 12, 2014

Shite or a haircut

(Scottish) To be completely confused, or to explain someone who cannot make up their mind. Also to describe a person or persons (organisation) who are completely disorganised.

"That's the 3rd time this month the council have dug up this road. They don't know if they want a shite or a haircut that lot!"

Alternativey - when observing a poor driver weaving all over the road and / or indicating the wrong way at junctions etc can be described as not knowing wether they want a shite or a haircut.

by Davie B August 1, 2006

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

shotgun haircut

A popular hairstyle, mostly worn by "scene" and "emo" kids. Hair is usually cut longer in the front with back of the head styled spiky/ blown-out , or spiky in the back with bangs straight across the forehead. Style starts in the mid-90s in the San Diego hardcore scene, by legendary scenester Justin Pearson who played in the 90s screamo bands Struggle, Swing Kids, Crimson Curse (later The Locust). An earlier term for this look was "Spock-Rock" or "Romulan Rock", which was in direct reference to the shotgun hairstyle that was common within this punk scene. Kids later added bleached tips and neon colored streaks as the style entered the "myspace" era.

Did you see Danny's new shotgun haircut? He looks like an anime character!

by NowuKnow85 January 6, 2017

mud shark haircut

Any white girl who has low cut or shaved hair in the back and long hair on the sides. VIA reverse bowl cut

mud shark haircutmud shark jungle fever

by mattygt October 12, 2011