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Habbo Hotel

When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."
Before I shoot myself in the head, let me go to habbo hotel, afterall, it will bore me to death!
by Alexis April 18, 2005
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habbo hotel

Habbo hotel. A giant orange building where there are many rooms with many many 'themes'. You are a 'habbo'. a badly animated pixel bloke/lass who has a p (password) has hackers call it because the word password is banned as are many other words such as pizza and rude words all replaced with bobba. You can control by clicking on where you want to go in a room (where you feel cramped cuz it's overcrowded and lonely cuz you have no furni or people cuz you have no credits cuz your a loser ((or normal person who doesn't waste money on habbo)). Habbo has very VERY strict rules because everyone tries to corrupt the system so the hobbas try to kick everyone. Hobbas are whiny teenage losers who finally get a bit of power when they lie that they are 18 on the internet and become a hobba. They ban you for almost anything and are rather gay. Habbo sucks you in by offering fake virtual furni for real genuine money. If you are hacked or kicked you don't even get a refund. If on habbo hotel for at least a day you will most certainly meet wannabee: hackers, hookers and paedophiles and people who want to cyber (All rulebreakers). Who never seem to get kicked yet YOU do! Habbo SUCKS.
Kids! Don't let HABBO HOTEL suck you in with it's mind washing powers!
Habbo1: Gimme your p and I give you furni!
Habbo2: Here! ****
Habbo1: I have you now! >:D
Habbo2: Nooo! :'(
by Hawke August 22, 2005
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Habbo Baby

losers with NO LIVES who like to spend their spare time pretending to be a 'baby' on habbo hotel. Spend their time in adoption rooms, after HC parents, speaking with an unnecessary amount of w's in every word to make them sound 'cute' (and some silly fools actually fall for it =S)
Alot of them claim to be 'newborn' which is incredible seen as their parents must have thrown them in the gutter the moment they are born, or died during birth

Classic baby uniform:
Hair: Bunches for girls or BALD
Top: ALWAYS a hoodie, god knows why (can be any colour)
Bottoms: Shorts or a skirt
Bully-victim shoes
Habbo baby: (walking up to a HC) *Wookwesh uwp at woo wiv bwig bwue eyesh awnd smwiles* =

HC parent: Awwwwwr! hey chick! :D

Baby: *Wavesh a chwubbeh hwand*

HC parent: *scoops u up in my arms and holds u close to me*

Baby: *Sways fwirst ever word* Mwamma!

HC parent: AWWWWWWWW! FUCKIN AWWWWWWWW!!

Me: shut up u two complete virgins *smashes babies head against wall*

Baby: WAAAAA! WAAAAAA! *cwries ickwe hweart out*

HC parent; =O dont be so mean to her! she is only a little baby! *protects ma lil dharlin*

Me: no she isnt! she is ur age! maybe OLDER! why dont u all grow the fuck up and get lives!!!!
by dfzdsx February 3, 2008
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habbo

A pixel art game where many prepubecent children hang out to find a new eGirlfriend/eBoyfriend.

Habbo is raided by nigras who close the pool becuase it has AIDS. AIDS was added to the swear filter as the many people who raided it said it, many, many times.
1)Habbo's pool is closed due to AIDS
2)Where's our afro duck nigra?!
by Elite-chan July 28, 2006
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Habbo Hotel

A highly addicting virtual chatroom. Took me 2 years to finally quit but thankfully I never spent a penny on it.
Habbo Hotel was actually fun back in '02-04 when all the exploits weren't patched... now Habbo has it's safety BS crammed up the ass.
It just plain sucks now. If you're not 'hott' or have lots of 'furni', you probably won't make very many friends on there.
If you've never been on Habbo Hotel, consider yourself lucky and stay far away from it. If you must however, don't pay! Whatever you do, do NOT support them!
by Bobby DeNiro January 13, 2008
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habbo hotel

A virtual internet community that has become a common raid target for 4chan's /b/ (random) image board. Oftentimes /b/-tards create /b/lockades by placing their characters in a doorway or other bottleneck, blocking off access to other areas and generally pissing everyone off. Although Habbos absolutely hate this practice, most /b/-tards regard it as simply funny as hell.
"/b/lockade time!'"

~Anonymous, calling his fellow anonymii to Habbo Hotel
by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
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haxbox

xbox + modchip = haxbox

modchips are magical things that when added to your xbox, allows you to do things like burn and play burned games, store games on the xbox hard drive, stream video from your network, run trainers, emulators, and play dvds without the xbox remote.
damn what you got in that haxbox?
x3, 200gig maxtor, 80 games, 3935 evox, xbmc.
by clowman December 17, 2005
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