hoff

hoff means to hop off

“ask him to hoff off”

hoff by a74y February 20, 2020

hoff

A person that has the IQ of a donkey on drugs

You absolute hoff Luke

hoff by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

Hoff

(v) Hoffing Hoffed A very specific prank involving taking advantage of the fact that someone has left their computer unlocked and changing the background to a picture of a half naked David Hasselhoff.

No seriously, we used to Hoff eachother all the time at Microsoft. This is why I Windows-L everytime I walk away from my desk as a reflex.

Hoff by Kragthor July 16, 2021

Hoff

a very sexy guy. ten inch shlong. funniest guy ever.

“i am in love with hoff.”

“girl everyone is”

Hoff by hofflover101 July 28, 2021

Hoff

Snort cocaine

“Did y’all try hoffing that line in Dunedin?” Lisa asked the couple

🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵

“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.

Hoff by The wicked witch of Oz August 23, 2021

Hoff

A Hoff is an individual who appears to be working hard, but in fact is not. This is know as 'Hoffing' or Being a Hoff

Person 1: Wow, Flynn is working really hard today!
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff

Hoff by Top Hoff October 4, 2021

Hoff-job 

A 10 hour session of the most intense sex imaginable. Includes every single sex position.

Why is that girl looking so tired today?
I hear she got a Hoff-job last night.
Ugh, I can't even begin to think of what having a Hoff-job would do to you!

Hoff-job by D-Segs June 26, 2012