hideous repellent

An Australian liquid comprosed of mysterious substances. Contact with it proves fatal to all excessively ugly individuals.

Person 1: OMG! THAT THING IS SO UGLY!!

Person 2: *Sprays hideous repellent*

Person 1: Oh thank goodness! We're saved!

by Davvrix May 4, 2010

hideous freak of nature

Any nasty skanky person, animal or thing.

He looks like he got his butt beat with an ugly stick; what a hideous freak of nature!

by t June 11, 2004

Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009

Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's

She has the Hideous matching disease.

by C J F September 12, 2008

hideous gorgon splurge

scanky congealed muck that clogs up things you dont want it to...

1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'

by Sandra D January 29, 2004

Hideous Fuck

Taking the word hideous to a whole new level. IE: Extreme Ugliness.

Andy is a hideous fuck, and Jeff is extremely gay.

by Dangling_Dan June 11, 2006