by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006
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Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
by Branman515 May 4, 2007
Get the Cool Story Hansel mug.a gangster rapper who lives in cassompton mi, also known as cassopolis, he was born in a bath tub by a bitch name trina with her banana titties and teeth , brother of phillip roger and robert, which is the most worthless yet, just the typical inbred white trash from cassompton mi.
by reginaled taylor and arthor ty May 8, 2010
Get the josh hensley mug.A god- like figure who lives my night and sleeps by day just like Batman except way cooler. When he speaks, his voice silences all. When he sings, it is just like that of Chester from Linkin Park. When he raps, people relate him to Eminem and Mike Shinoda. Everybody loves Hensen. He has no flaws and people may know him as "Triple H". All the girls have posters of him in their bedrooms. Hensen is often caught walking in his new jeans and LP shirt he got from Projekt Revolution with headphones in his ears pumping to LP. Everybody respects Hensen and if you don't Hensen will stone cold stun your ass.
A:Why is everyone getting on their knees?
B:Cause Hensen Hong is here bitch!
"I'd like to introduce our idol Hensen Hong. He's here to open up with Crawling at Projekt Revolution. Give it for the one and only Hensen Hong! (crowd roars)"
-Chester from Linkin Park.
B:Cause Hensen Hong is here bitch!
"I'd like to introduce our idol Hensen Hong. He's here to open up with Crawling at Projekt Revolution. Give it for the one and only Hensen Hong! (crowd roars)"
-Chester from Linkin Park.
by lostinyou October 16, 2008
Get the Hensen mug.To heysel something is to totally forget that it ever took place and never mention it and pretend it never happened
She heyselled her ex-boyfriend
by Foresnip January 14, 2015
Get the heysel mug.To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)
From German and Ancient Teutonic descent
From German and Ancient Teutonic descent
by echolopia September 28, 2006
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