Heller's Law

1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.

2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.

Did you hear they are opening a new brewery on Oak? *respond with jerkoff motion* OR "Heller's Law"

by FruityShtetls September 1, 2013

Heller Totes

Describing something as extremely. Heller or Hella means a lot and totes means totally.

I'm heller totes hungry for a juicy hamburger.

by Totes Wild October 26, 2015

heller miss

To miss the vein while shooting up dope i.e meth or heroin causing a knot

I was shooting last might and i had a heller miss

by SlyBry1205 May 31, 2018

Heller’d

Getting blackout drunk and throwing up in a place you are not supposed to.

1: “Come over and clean up your throw up.”
2: “ I must have heller’d cause i don’t remember that.”

by Kéle January 21, 2022

Timothy Heller

some idiot that lied about rape for clout

“Hey have you heard about Timothy Heller?”

“Yeah she’s complete and utter scum”

by ZoeyLBBH August 24, 2019

Timothy heller

A clown. If you I’m a heated argument with somebody go “damn you acting just like timothy heller” and walk away. They will cry themselves to sleep for the next 17 weeks.

“Why’s she’s acting so much like Timothy heller” “I dunno she’s being a clown that’s chasing clout.”

by Big Truth April 3, 2020

The Heller

A mythological monster-pizza that consists of 4 cheap frozen pizzas layered. The second layer from the top is covered with pizza rolls and extra pizza sauce. Its a rite of passage for a fat-ass to finish one of these by in a single sitting.

"Holy crap! How'd you manage to eat the Heller all by yourself? Way to go buddy, let's go play some Call of Duty".

by Bjohns45 August 13, 2011