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Like Handles

n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love handle.
Tyler: "I need to watch what i eat I have like handles."

Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"
by Lakisha Jenkins August 21, 2008
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Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation
brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"
by CDJM January 13, 2008
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Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.
When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.
by Mel March 31, 2004
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Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
by Protein Face March 12, 2011
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head job handles

A pair of pig tales on a girls head, giving you handles to hold onto while recieving a blow job.
Oh that was the best head job ive ever got, she had head job handles and i could just skull fucker her at my control!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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palmela handerson

When a guy masturbates!
Get It? PALM-ela HAND-erson!
Like your PALM & your HAND!
All guys at one point or another have had a date with PALM-ela HAND-erson!
by SuperThought October 1, 2003
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Handless Man-gina

When a man puts his dick and balls behind his legs so it looks like a vagina, but accomplished by swinging thy junk briskly, and catching the team by the closing of the legs at precisely the right moment.
"That asshole Andrew just did the Handless man-gina. Ask Steve, it was gross."
by D-Ville March 14, 2009
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