hamming

The act of throwing or placing slices of meat on cars, houses, etc. It is the new TPing.

Do you want to go hamming around the neighborhood tonight?

by Owl Kid April 19, 2011

Haiting

Giving your friend a hard time when he ditches you for a humanitarian mission, to Haiti in particular.

"Can't believe Toff ditched us for Haiti!"
"Naa man don't be Haiting, dude is down there trying to save lives."

by Sir NotSir February 15, 2010

haiingl

1. (Verb): The state of being more concerned about the speck of sawdust in someone else's eye rather than the plank in their own.

2. (Noun): The codeword used amongst those in the know for a clickbait fountain. See: fake news

Londoners are haiingl police and first responders as heroes

by Covfefe News Network June 4, 2017

hailing bay

Bailing hay in lingerie.

"Damn Hannah, let's go hailing bay this weekend." "I'll meet you at my farm, 8pm"

by daddylovesme69 October 27, 2017

scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015

hamming

The act of pressing ones naked ass into anothers face while they are asleep or being held down. Meant to degrade or offend the hammed individual. Very effective.

Hey, we're hamming Tom tonight.

by Vlade October 26, 2005

haoming

a dilf, usually an MVP in one field.

Haoming gives off such dilf vibes.

by ywy3lover June 8, 2021