gymposter

Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.

Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevin never works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.

by jimbobf July 26, 2011

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gympostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

aka workout impostor

Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a gympostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.

by rjking91 April 1, 2011

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gypped

Used as a term to describe when one has received less than they paid for. Most people do not realize it's a racist term that stems from nomadic 'gypsies' who are stereotyped as theiving criminals.

"Man, look at your glass. You got gypped on the Coke."

by arecks July 18, 2004

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Gyppolata

A sausage made from stolen meat

I'll have a gyppolata please!

by D eynon h August 27, 2009

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drop-gypped

When you order something online and after it arrives, you realize it’s a drop-shipped item from a discount Chinese e-commerce site (Aliexpress, Shein, Temu, etc.).

Person 1: Wow, the pair of bedazzled sandals I ordered last month on Etsy finally came in and I realized they’re just cheap knock-offs that they’re selling on Temu for $0.89.

Person 2: Sounds like you got drop-gypped.

by Barbara Streisand August 1, 2023

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