goniff

A crook, swindler, or cheat.

Those goniffs at the insurance company wanted to charge me an ADDITIONAL $275 every six months, because I got a job delivering pizzas.

by cristobal October 17, 2003

gonif

A thief, a crook. An untrustworthy person, particularly one who steals outright or over-charges for merchandise.

(Hebrew & Yiddish: ganev, meaning thief)

Did you see what those gonifs at the new store are charging for t-shirts?

by bluegrassfan February 1, 2005

tin & gonic handsome

When a guy becomes extremely attractive after a couple of gin & tonics.

Tommy became tin & gonic handsome after my fourth drink.

by 1240tm April 10, 2010

prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

El Goonish Shive

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.

El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Gooniez

Another word 4 your Friends

Im outside chillin wit my gooniez

by Lil JuJu Twin March 3, 2006

Goonix

A singular turd, often of unusually large size. More than one turd is NOT a Goonix.

1: The toilet could not flush because of the GOONIX wedged in the bowl.

2: Dustin: I see you just walked the dog.

Chuck: How do you know?

Dustin: Cause it has a GOONIX hung in its ass fur.

by WORDLE August 19, 2011