fiber gummy nights

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.

It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2021

i want fuit gummy

a catch phrase with an uncertain origin and meaning, often seen in top text/bottom text formatted memes over random images

“i want fuit gummy”
“what the fuck, greg”

by laarge November 15, 2019

Gummy Cracker

An absurdly small penis.

-Dude, have you seen James? He has a gummy cracker!

by bazorky December 10, 2017

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

gymmick

The gimmicks gyms like Fitness First use to attract your attention, to join.

'Wow, look at all the gymmicks I got with the gym membership! Backpack, headphones, even a towel!'

by lllleeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii December 9, 2008

gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth

I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.

by Band Camper October 4, 2008

Gummy Bear'd

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.

When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!

by Jett Black February 23, 2009