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Jake Gyllenhaal

The most cute, adorable and beautiful boy in the universe. Jake Gyllenhaal deserve the world . He is such a great and talented actor.
I want Jake Gyllenhaal for president
by Boys are the best October 4, 2022
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Jake Gyllenhaal

A manipulator, liar and gaslighter; someone who stole the wrong woman's scarf and was a no-show at her birthday party.
Bro, you've been Jake Gyllenhaal'ed.
by Vladimir V. Putin April 17, 2023
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Jake Gyllenhaal

An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.

Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.
ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!

go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it

jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"
by Nicolex3 April 14, 2006
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Jake gyllenhaal

the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly
someone: what’s ur fav movie
me: donnie darko
someone: why
me: jake gyllenhaal
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gyllenhole

A gay man's asshole, usually found on cowboys. Oftentimes is invaded by other men and given the dreaded Heath Ledger.
Person 1: "Man, that guy looks like a fag, I'll bet he takes it in the Gyllenhole...:
Person 2: "Yeah, but where would you find a cowboy desperate enough to Heath Ledger his dirty ass?"
Person 1: "Ah, I saw how you were staring at him, you Heath Ledgering fag...get away from me"
by Thatkevinguy January 25, 2008
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jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣
“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)
by speaknowtv November 22, 2021
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Jake Gyllenhaal

Someone who is known for being prone to stealing scarves.
– Look! Last Wednesday I stole this scarf from my ex
You are Jake Gyllenhaal
by Jake Gyllenhaal hater December 3, 2021
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