Gelching

The act of ejaculating onto someone’s glasses and then getting said person to lick it off

Alex: Man I totally gelching with her last night
Conor: That’s sick dude

by Keicircoober January 17, 2025

Welching

The act of performing fellatio on a female in the back seat of an Uber. The vehicle in question must be an Uber and the driver must be aware of the act.

Did you hear about Jim? He definitely Welched that THOT last night in the back of a Ford Taurus. See welching

by Swoler_Bear April 28, 2016

Welching

Continually whining, crying, complaining, or bitching about someone else or someone elses work even though you are the one who is a useless fuck-up and caused the problem in the first place.

Welcher (while snot-bubbling):"Somebody put stuff in the area i am working in, but didn't move it out while I was on my phone, playing my game in the shitter for the last 2 hours".

Innocent bystander: "stop your fucking welching, you're a grown ass man, so shut the fuck up before someone thinks we're friends".

by Maverickandgooseforever November 16, 2017

Geeching

When ones nipple become hard

It’s cold outside, man I’m geeching.

by Boobie ranger July 29, 2018

Gulching

In Atlanta: misuse of public incentives by elected officials, potentially for personal gain. Inspired by the billion-dollar taxpayer-to-developer giveaway in Atlanta's currently empty railroad gulch.

Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms didn't want a public process or public input. She just wanted to keep gulching all those dollars right into her pockets.

by Rowdy And Proud November 7, 2018

Welching

When a group of people send it over to your house for 15 minutes and just absolutely destroy your house

Dickaournddays were caught welching Tyson house by paul

by Vincentibeast🖕 April 3, 2019

Welching

Thomas Thorneywork

Tom agrees to give £1000 if Ollie makes the put, Ollie makes the put but Tom then gives no money which is Welching.

by Hawkman99 November 22, 2019