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gutteral handshake

n. A simile of "the act of fisting".
Jeff: i've heard fist being used as a verb before.
N: What's uncommon about a gutteral handshake? Even Martha Stewart gets them nowadays.
by n December 14, 2004
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gutterball

when you stick you ball sack into a girls pussy.
All Ilsa wanted last night was a gutterball from Jimmy.
by justo effe August 19, 2007
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Gutterball

When someone feels gutted but in a manner that calls for a ground breaking analogous brainwave
Josie exclaimed "gutterball" in regard that Chris wouldn't make her life a misery that Saturday
by Muffinhead1985 April 21, 2010
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guttural slug

a shitty metal band that has awful lyrics but good drums and the members are nice
“hey have you heard of guttural slug?”
of course! who hasn’t? they suck ass though”
by miukiiieeeiei November 21, 2021
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Guttural Slug

A Metal Band which it's music resembles the sound of my asshole after having a bad curry.
Person 1: Are you taking a dump in there?
Person 2: No, I'm having a shower and listening to Guttural Slug
Person 1: Ok......
by UltimateDoge March 20, 2023
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Gutterballs

The state one experiences when their mind is roaming, or "in the gutter", which results in a subsequent erection. The lack of release results in Blue Balls, ergo, Gutterballs.
I was thinking about trisha the other day in calc and I got the most painful Gutterballs i've ever had in my life.
by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018
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Gutterball

A disappointment or missed opportunity; an effort which leads to complete failure. The term is frequently utilized to infer unconditional defeat, or in describing feelings of resigned, chronic dispair. As in bowling, there can be a prolonged experience of knowing the failure has occurred but take some brief moments to conclude (the ball may roll to the gutter at the top of the lane), and lumber to miss any bowling pins at length.
Manny: ‘What’s with the attitude Moe? You’ve been a regular Mr. Negativity all week’

Moe: ‘Ah Jeez Manny, my life’s one big gutterball’
by Maxbatista May 16, 2019
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