gertling

When one person puts cold feet under someone's butt to warm them up

During the winter, I was gertling with my boyfriend because I couldn't find my socks.

by Mik_01 January 12, 2016

Gurlington

A typical girl from Burlington that enjoys some punk and some hardcore rap.

Jacqueline: Yo Sarah, you want to go listen to some punk music
Sarah: fuck that, we gurlington girls, and today I feel like hardcore rap.
Lesley: I'm a gurlington girl too

by Gurlington wannabe January 18, 2022

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users

Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now

by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025

gurting

Gurting is to do something that’s smart, but could also be very dangerous.

Yo look at that kid over there gurting, he’s going to hurt himself.

by hynap April 10, 2025

Gurting

The act of doing something that is smart, but also very dangerous

Bro , that guy is gurting right now.

by FootballzillaOnYt April 10, 2025

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025