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Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
by Pats Fans September 9, 2010
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Geronimo Shit

A geronimo shit is a shit taken from a place above the toilet such as the rafters in a cabin. While the poo is in the air the person taking the shit the "crapee" must yell GERONIMO!, hence the name Geronimo Shit
Matt: Hey josh is the outhouse taken?
Josh: Are you serious! Look up someone is taking a Geronimo Shit!
by 612forlife August 20, 2009
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Neo Gerona

Although he seems like a nice quiete person to get his work done peacefully, he is a beast. He has a raging fire within him and will pounce at any chance to use it. His main attack is a rapid punch. This is very dangerous and it is told that he has killed many with this attack. Do not engage with Neo Gerona, as he is a dangerous, killing machine.(He is also a Nazi)
Person 1: Hey look its Neo Gerona, I'm going to touch him.
Person 2: No don't he is dangerous, remember what grandma used to say.
Person 1: Nah she"ll be right...sup eh Neo*poke poke
Neo Gerona: Right that's it
* Rapid punches person 1 to death
by Anonymous1235683625 August 27, 2018
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Giron

Someone you can always be happy with, whenever he smiles his eye smile captivates you. he will always listen to you and be sweet at the most unpredictable times.. you'll love to listen to him laugh cause it's really infectious, you'll love how he hugs you and kiss you and whisper in you ear that he loves you, he will also make hand signals that means "I Love You" or "I Love You Too" whenever someone else is watching. he is the most caring person in the world and he will never ever leave you behind when your sad, lonely, angry, frustrated or devastated.. he might not know what to say when you experience those emotions but a simple hug will suffice. he is a Gamer, and you should never stop him when he wants to play his games. and believe me.. when you see him play.. you wont want him to stop either cause the way he play his games.. the way his head bang at every move he makes.. the way his fingers hold the controls and the way he concentrates on the game will captivate you. he is a child lover and he will be the best father and husband you could ever ask God for. a Giron will always be there. but at times they tend to be easily upset especially when a loved one is involved.. a Giron is also very cute when jealous but can get angry when it goes overboard. they are very sensitive about your emotions and will quickly worry when your making a sad expression or when you stop talking all of a sudden.. a Giron is a good person whom you'd want to spend your life with
Giron is not explainable through an example
by Appango~ October 8, 2011
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Groningen

Province and city in the north of the Netherlandsnot to be confused with Holland, which is actually a part of the Netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— Relatively the largest student town in the country.
A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.
by GRN050 November 4, 2011
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gerontophile

A person who sexually attracted to an old person.

Not to be confused with pedophile
Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of 80, so he must be a gerontophile.
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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geronimo

1. exclamation or cheer, with suicidal tendancies; synonyms: banzai, here goes, wooo, oh crap

2. possibly from Chiricahua Apache leader's name, who was against the U.S. government and raided Mexican and American settlements in 1876-1886.
GERONIMO!!! *jumps out window*
by miso December 2, 2003
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