grundle

The trashiest excrements of trailer park septic tanks, which, when mixed with crack-cocaine form into an American of sub-average intelligence, and are of the lowest societal and economic standing possible, ever.

Is that grundle pregnant, again? Shoot, it looks like her dad forgot to wear a condom, again.

by greedy grundle groper February 22, 2010

grundle

A Jewish Grandma Troll often in an irate mood. Known to inhabit bridge underpasses in Palestine.

I was accosted by a shockingly hairy grundle as I made my way home from the meat market.

by katiethelady March 13, 2015

Grundle grass

The thick, flowing locks of hair that dominate the anal region.

Dude I had to take such a fat shit, but unfortunately, my load got stuck in my grundle grass.

by The Grundle master October 25, 2005

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018

greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

Grundle Grab

Where the victim gets grabbed by the gooch and is tipped forward while you pull their genitalia in an upwards motion (like a chainsaw).

Man, Ree Ree just did the grundle grab on me again! That's the fifth one this lunch time.

by Deedoid February 3, 2017