Gunky

An unfortunate and cruel word used to describe someone and their appearance, primarily a female.

Usually targeted at the sort of girls who look as if they’ll suck you off for a tenner.

“Rah, did u see that piff yat outside KFC, I think she was givin man the eye”

“Nah nah, bruv, that ting was bare gunky yuno”

by SinksX November 29, 2021

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunky mcnutty

This occurs after the original semen explosion. The lumpy, cottage cheese-esque second batch of man juice that requires persistent boning to finish off the night so you can pass out.

She grew inpatient as her male counterpart shook and shook but could not get his gunky mcnutty off the swollen tip of his wenis.

by sean gildea November 10, 2007

GURKEY

A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.

Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"

by Bigsexwaluigio July 12, 2018

gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

gunkeerat

Beautiful, caring to everyone, loves to work out, is skinny

Gunkeerat is a beautiful caring girl she’s skinny because she works out

by XDLMAOOOF83 April 14, 2019

Gunker

Some one with one eye that is crossed

That girl is a gunker she has one eye looking at you and the other one is looking for you

by Damienod June 9, 2008