Dirty Guillaume

When you slurpin down some midget juices and all of a sudden an army of naked Albanian Jews gang rape your sweet tender asshole.

We stormed the Capitol and gave em a Dirty Guillaume

by SpicySexDwarf1992 November 11, 2022

GUIllaume

French for William. Makes his kids clean. Makes Chaz, Mj and Serenity do all the cleaning but Ariya doesn't. Graduated valedictorian. Love to workout. Has big muscles.

Why doesn't Ariya clean Guillaume?

by The Mask 2.0 September 9, 2020

guillaume

A lebanese porn star who likes to spread kefta sauce on the large flappy asshole of the belly dancers. He owns a midget farm and beats them daily. Also, guillaume is a name for one who likes to spread asscheeks and toss salads. He likes to spread butter on the fat fupas of the hairy lebanese women

A guillaume is a sexuall term meaning to toss someones salad until you throwp back into their asshole and then lick the throwup out of their ass

Julie, would you like to perform a guillaume?

by bartholin69 August 6, 2011

Guillaume

A smelly chimp who takes a shower once every blue moon, a Guillaume can be very aggressive/annoying if he is not kept in his natural habitat which is the jungle.

Oh hey Guillaume did u watch the game yesterday,

Guillaume: No i was unable because I was too busy finding my prey, those lousy bananas!

by anonymous November 7, 2020

guillaume simard

A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.

GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard

by guisim12 March 15, 2017

Gunillismen

Gunillismen är en nyskapad religion för våran frälsare Gunilla persson. Det hela startade med Gunillas framgång från hennes medverkan i svenska Hollywood fruar. Efter det tog det fart, vi insåg att Gunilla är våran frälsare på denna jord. Vi älskar Gunilla. Hon är en förebild eftersom hon tar hand om sin mamma, iris Persson. därför är våran söndagsritual att skälla på dålig vårdpersonal och sno märkesglasögon.
Gunilla är våran gud

Har du gjort gunillismens söndagsritual?

Nej inte ännu, jag är påväg till gucci

by GunillismensPastor November 10, 2021

daniel-guillaume

A person who is a shut-in who plays DnD all day in their parent's basement and loves politics.

"FUCK Daniel-Guillaume! He probably started the IRA!"

by SpeakerOfTruth1979 December 9, 2013