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Gundis

Chase: "Tickle my gundis."
Jeron: "Gladly."
by chasemm April 22, 2011
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gunadict

Pronounced: guh-na-dick

Noun. Masculine version of the slang-term "gunt'". So this means basically it's a large flabby gut flap hanging over a man's (usually elderly and in an electric wheelchair) stretched-out elastic waistband of sweatpants/whitey-tides, covering the entire pubic area and/or pelvis. Thus creating the illusion of a man with a gunt & also NO DICK= gunt+and+no+dick = the word defined!
Me: Geez Louise, old man Fran "Fartso" Farmington literally has one hella gargantuan gunadict, doesn't he?
Evan: Dang tootin'! I thought he was a she, or a transvestite with a gunt like that, righ-
Me: A gunt and no dick, bro. Gunadict!
by ðizzzyÐ!@3 May 30, 2022
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gundi hair

Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.

Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.
Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.
by Mahmoud J December 24, 2009
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Gundive

Verb. To jump through the air while firing one or more guns, in the manner of a John Woo action hero.
"The Expendables" was nothing but watching explosions, quips, and old men doing gundives.
by red144 April 13, 2011
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Gunafied

A citizen that is certified to carry a firearm. A combination of "gunner" and certified".
That man has a gun on his side, he must be gunafied.
Don't shoot that gun! No worries I'm gunafied.
by Gunafied August 19, 2013
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ganadian

That kid Bob is a ganadian
by DatBoySlimey April 17, 2019
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Gunad

They are total assholes but they are also cute and hot.... Trustworthy too
If gunad is here I trust no one else.
by Itsmeyoubaka November 23, 2021
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