Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control
by conservative joe June 06, 2005
"Hey, Do you believe in Gun Control"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"
by xSnickerz March 24, 2018
by Piznimp October 22, 2003
A misguided and foolish attempt to reduce crime statistics by limiting the numbers of or types of guns that citizens are allowed to own. The concept is fundamentally flawed because gun-related crimes are already illegal, therefore criminals could not be expected to comply with new gun laws when they don't comply with existing ones. Only law-abiding citizens could reasonably be expected to comply, which would not lower crime statistics, and would leave them defenseless against armed criminals.
It looks like gun control just backfired on me!! I just got robbed at the ATM by a guy who put a gun in my face. I used to carry a gun, but the government took it away after the gun ban was passed. Sadly now, the well-armed robbers all know we are easy prey and a great resource for quick cash.
by whiteshark357 September 07, 2009
Making sure the public can't fight back against criminals or secret police.
Well intended legislation in stable countries, but still poorly thought out.
The weapon of choice for bigot governments and invading armies since 1935
Well intended legislation in stable countries, but still poorly thought out.
The weapon of choice for bigot governments and invading armies since 1935
"Cause the registration of all firearms on some pretext, with the view of confiscating them and leaving the population defenseless."
Vladimir Ilich Lenin
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future."
Adolf Hitler, 1935
Vladimir Ilich Lenin
"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future."
Adolf Hitler, 1935
by the slut formerly known as your mother November 15, 2004
Something stupid liberals think will solve all our problems. The idea that just because most of Europe's citizens can't own guns we can't either. Similar to saying that to prevent obesity we should ban potato chips, or to prevent auto accident we should ban cars.
by somebody October 18, 2003
Feminists, who don't know about real guns. All they see is "Boy, 17 killed by gun", so they seek to ban every legal gun on the planet. This act is to punish the legal users of guns, while the criminals go unchecked and buy more illegal guns every year
Those bitches are supporting gun control
by Anonymous May 02, 2003