cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.

I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.

by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010

gummer

no tooth blow job

i got a gummer form a toothless hill billy.

by Brad Christie April 26, 2003

Gubernot

1.n. One who is unable to view a situation or object clearly and straight on, as if their vision is impaired. Can be literal or figurative.

If Greg wasn't such a gubernot and kept his eyes on Sally's face, he wouldn't be gettin sued for sexual harassment.

by 50_Cent April 29, 2008

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022

Guberium

A Guberium is a homosexual robot. Sometimes referred to a Gubes for short. Other synonyms include: Gluberius, Jewferrian, Boobius, or just Boobies.

One time a well-oiled Guberium battled mutants in the Physics room.

by Nick123087 March 24, 2007

Gymbership

Gymbership is the monthly payment you make to the Gym that you never go to. Also known as "Fat Tax"

-I have to renew my Gymbership, it sure is easier than exercise!

by The Pollack November 21, 2010

Gymbership

The state of desiring to cancel a gym membership but lacking the will to do what is necessary to see the desire through.

Aaron’s gymbership is why he can’t afford gout treatment.

by Jk318 May 26, 2021