The new most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 12 Guidos and a Cadillac with a nice stereo system.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a Cadillac should smash through the wall and at least 12 Guidos should disembark and begin to fist pump to the loudest, most obnoxious techno music known to man.
Then Cum in her face.
Mike: Hey, did you see that new show Jersey shore?
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
Tom: Yeah, it's so fake. No one has even gotten Houdini Guido Raided yet.
by fist pumpin' champ December 9, 2009
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other Guido"no"
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other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
other Guido"no"
Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"
other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"
by Dirty Dorian March 29, 2007
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(a shovel quit : kicked)
others: f4g
a shovel: HAY GUISE LOL
others: noob
a shovel: KTHXBYE
(a shovel quit : kicked)
by a shovel May 14, 2007
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