"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."
"Ok - I woke up at 11am but now feel a large amount of unemployment guilt."
by Shaker'n'Mova May 11, 2009

by Amber77432 July 8, 2019

The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.
by GunaDK January 19, 2012

by devil987 July 20, 2019

The feeling of depression after masturbating to a certain person (e.g. a hot friend, celebrity idol, etc.). Can also apply to females.
by wantanabewasabi May 4, 2011

Commonly occurs when one has been slacking off/not studying hard enough in college, resulting in a poor grade on an exam. This may be due to frequent and out-of-control substance abuse, and/or generally laziness. One then feels the need to study very hard to make up for this lack of effort, even if exams have passed. (Occurs for 1-2 days, at most)
Jim: So did you get your astronomy exam back?
Matt: Yeah, last night. I got a B but Kevin got a D+; ever since then he has been studying really hard.
Jim: Study guilt: don't worry, it will blow over by tomorrow.
Matt: Yeah, last night. I got a B but Kevin got a D+; ever since then he has been studying really hard.
Jim: Study guilt: don't worry, it will blow over by tomorrow.
by greenbwlpacker October 22, 2009

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.
by NicTail September 26, 2011
