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guffelous

To be mischievous or cruel-hearted
The guffelous children stole the cake
by FootlessEmu June 26, 2022
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Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.
Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."
by Dudeical March 20, 2016
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guffy

the maker of nz, that doesn;t spend any time with strange canadians... ethiaa :P
www.nukezone.nu www.nukezone.info and more
by Ducktape January 7, 2005
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Guffy

Guffy, derived from the term 'to be goofy' was officially made in Scotland. The term was first used in Firrhill High School by a product design class (2011) who described their teacher as goofy.

A Guffy is someone who tends to have a particular interest in nerdy television shows such as Doctor Who or sci-fi films such as Star Wars and Star Trek. Guffy's tend to wear un-ironed and non matching clothing complemented with a pair of thick lense glasses. Someone who owns both an iPhone and iPad and any other hi tech gadgets would be called a Guffy. Guffy's use very posh words and are pedantic about everything.
My teacher wears a brown shirt under a yellow jumper with brown trousers. He loves doctor who and even has the entire soundtrack on his phone. He uses his iPad at every possible opportunity and therefore, is a 'Guffy'.

Someone who likes to read books such as The Lord Of The Rings could also be branded a 'Guffy'.
by Scottish Guffy September 30, 2012
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Guffer

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.
Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.
by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018
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guffed

To COMPLETELY dominate somthing or someone
I totally guffed you up
by DFG January 14, 2003
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guffed

to be completly off your face on weed

comes from south affrica
u look competly guffed
by wierd is a good thing February 10, 2005
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