career guidance

A waste of a Saturday

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is

by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017

Gudda Gudda

1. A rapper who thought "gutter" is the best word he could use to describe his skills.
2. A joke made to entertain people.
3. A word used to insult rappers.

1. Gutter 1: Dude have you heard of gudda gudda?

Gutter 2: Yeah we are definitely not that bad.
2. Jack: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Sam: Sure

Jack: Gudda Gudda's rap career.
3. Eminem: Dude 50 waita pull a gudda gudda

50 Cent: I though we was cool man. WTF

Eminem: No I'm just kidding you aren't nearly as bad as that faggot.

by Quick Hands March 14, 2010

Gaddanggitt!

Non Denominational Slang Word

Gaddanggitt!, I burnt the toast again!

by Arielcream August 22, 2010

parental guidance

The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.

while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
Teen2:"Yup!"

by back2kcab May 9, 2009

gudani

ancient greek warrior. stunningly gorgeous, amazingly athletic, dizzying intelligence.

Brad Pitt does a great impression of gudani in the movie Troy.

by jessica Simpson March 1, 2005

London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue

A freeze game played by kids in South India. The phrase literally means, "London Fatman Manikandan(Indian name) fat manikandan statue"

London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue !!!

by Whizzer666 March 23, 2009

Guidance counselor

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.

Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.

by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019