Guatemala Cocktail

A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.

I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.

by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021

Mark "Guatemala" Indelicato

Mark "Guatemala" Indelicato

Mark "Guatemala" Indelicato

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Guatemala

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.

A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.

by donutlord1945 March 19, 2024