United Guantanastates of America

What the good ol' USofA will become in about 5 years.

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Guantanastates of America, and to the republic(ans), for which it stands, one nation, under Bush, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

by cizzl3 July 28, 2008

Guantanaball bay

In reference to a males scrotum, which has been detaining sperm only to be released during a female partners ovulation for the purposes of reproduction.

“We are trying to have a baby and tonight we are going to free the little guys from Guantanaball Bay!”

by JJ&BJ August 13, 2021

Guantanengnome

The guantanengnome (goowan-tahn-ehn-nohm) is a small dwarven creature kept in a miniature hollow iron maiden deep inside the (not so) secret torture chambers of the Guantanemo Bay Prison. Used much like an ass troll.

Ahkmed didn't want to confess, until he saw the guantanengnome come out from the shadows; he then screamed like Ryan Seacrest about to watch yentil.

by he who stands there June 27, 2006

Guantanamo

Slang for Terrorist

John: He looks like a Guantanamo.
Jane: Haha

by HelloWhatBye April 30, 2009

Guantanamo Bay

The most unconstitutional thing that our Government has created, as well as a violation of our 6th Amendment rights to a free trial. Guantanamo bay is just another word for a secret prison that our Government uses to lock up anyone that they find suspicious. In the Constitution, we are promised the right to a free trial. Ironically, when it comes to suspicious people, our Government is a little too scared to abide by the Constitution.

Random Person 1: Hey, buddy! What do you think will happen if I write a few unpatriotic things on this blog!

Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?

Six Months Later.....

Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.

Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!

Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.

by The Revolutionary Satirist July 27, 2013

Guantanamo Gay

Filipino male nurse who has a fondness for well-muscled Hispanic inmates.

T is so Guantanamo Gay but the whole world knows that.

by Gobi Roti January 16, 2017

Guantanamo Bay

A place where suspected terrorists are held. It in no way is anything close to a Gulag or Concentration Camp. Until recently, these so-called educated liberal anti-american scumbags couldn't tell you what a gulag was. In the Russian Gulags, prisoners were locked up and forced to do hard labor for 16+ hours per day, starved (many to death), cramped in shacks and forced to take a shit in a bucket. In Nazi concentration camps, jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other innocent people were forced to do hard labor, starved, gassed, shot and burned to death. Prisoners in Gitmo are given the Koran (in its traditional manner as outlined by a military guideline, you anti-american liberal scumbags!), good food, signs everwhere that point to the direction east (muslims pray to the east). Gitmo is a gulag? what has this country come to?

Gitmo is Cuba's hottest vacation spot as voted by "Terrorist People"

by AZWildcats10 July 8, 2005